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Ezmerelda vs Ravenloft

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a complete fantasy about throwing fireballs at abusive men, relating to no-one in particular

Ezmerelda vs Ravenloft is a rampant, tongue-in-cheek one-shot in which you take the role of a crack-squad of highly lethal and unapologetically queer assassins determined to save your girlfriend Ireena Kolyana from the predations of her seven evil exes, including the legendary predator Strahd von Zarovich. 

A simple, colourful romp, this module is perfect for beginning players, events, or when you didn't prepare for your normal game and need to distract them with something filled with justice.

It's also great if you just want to get together, break open the wine and vent some rage on imaginary people who deserve it. I tested that part, naturally. 


Play Princess Ezmerelda, and murder your way through to Ireena with your bow, Friendship
Play Ezmerelda Enraged, and burn your enemies to cinders in glorious technicolour
Play Robo-Ezemerelda, and terminate anyone unfortunate enough to stumble into your path with ironic prejudice
Play Ezra, and run circles around everyone with your super speed and trusty weapon Stabby McStab 
Play Kombat Ezmerelda and delight in severing vital organs from each other
Play Magical Girl Ezmerelda and destroy mankind without breaking a sweat (or your costume)


The module relies on theater of the mind combat, a keen sense of the dramatic and an appreciation for comic, cartoon violence as you destroy no fewer than 7 monsters who exemplify the some of the very worst traits that man has to offer. The module is a gauntlet of 7 encounters, challenging the players to manage their resources, work as a team, and make it to the vampire with enough strength remaining to defeat him. 

All author proceeds from this module will be donated to RAINN (Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network). RAINN created and operates the National Sexual Assault Hotline in partnership with more than 1,100 local sexual assault service providers across the United States. RAINN also carries out programs to prevent sexual violence, help victims and ensure that rapists are brought to justice.


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Black S July 26, 2021 6:02 pm UTC
I'm not sure how to handle those simplified rules and spells that rely on concentration. Are players still able to just cast one spell that requires concentration or are they now able to cast as may spells as they want but just ones per fight?
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October 06, 2019 1:51 am UTC
So given that a title with a similar name was recently banned for sale by OBS, should we also expect this one to be as well, remaining consistent with their policies?

Please note I’m not asking for this or any title to be banned, merely for a clarification on the consistency of OBS’s policies.
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Oliver D October 06, 2019 3:13 am UTC
I think it would be interesting for OBS to draw any inferences here. Seeing as the content of this module has Nothing To Do With Zak (as clearly stated in the title), it would be bizarre. Unless you are suggesting that a module about abusive men has something to do with someone called Zak? Now THAT would be an allegation and if you could submit a report to OBS on those grounds I'd love to see it. Of course, then there's the issue of this being a module for charity, and so on, the taking of which down would be another PR issue so soon on the heels of the last one. Who can say? I am sure they will consider their options carefully.
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This title was added to our catalog on August 25, 2019.