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Ezmerelda vs Ravenloft

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QUEER ROMANCE

FATAL SUBTEXT

EXACTLY THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF VIOLENCE

Ezmerelda vs Ravenloft is a rampant, tongue-in-cheek one-shot in which you take the role of a crack-squad of highly lethal and unapologetically queer assassins determined to save your girlfriend Ireena Kolyana from the predations of her seven evil exes, including the legendary predator Strahd von Zarovich. 

A simple, colourful romp, Ezmerelda vs Ravenloft is perfect for beginning players, events, or when you didn't prepare for your normal game and need to distract them with something shiny.

It's also great if you just want to get together, break open the wine and vent some rage on imaginary people who deserve it. I tested that part, naturally. 


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Play Princess Ezmerelda, and murder your way through to Ireena with your bow, Friendship
Play Ezmerelda Enraged, and burn your enemies to cinders in glorious technicolour
Play Robo-Ezemerelda, and terminate anyone unfortunate enough to stumble into your path with ironic prejudice
Play Ezra, and run circles around everyone with your super speed and trusty weapon Stabby McStab 
Play Kombat Ezmerelda and delight in severing vital organs from each other
Play Magical Girl Ezmerelda and destroy mankind without breaking a sweat (or your costume)

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The module relies on theater of the mind combat, a keen sense of the dramatic and an appreciation for comic, cartoon violence as you destroy no fewer than 7 monsters who exemplify the some of the very worst traits that man has to offer. The module is a gauntlet of 7 encounters, challenging the players to manage their resources, work as a team, and make it to the vampire with enough strength remaining to defeat him. 


All author proceeds from this module will be donated to RAINN (Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network). RAINN created and operates the National Sexual Assault Hotline in partnership with more than 1,100 local sexual assault service providers across the United States. RAINN also carries out programs to prevent sexual violence, help victims and ensure that rapists are brought to justice.







 
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August 29th, 2019
Everything Oliver touches turns into liquid hot gold, and Ezmerelda vs. Ravenloft is no exception. I knew I needed to review this the minute it dropped and by jove I was not disappointed. From feeling like a 90s fighting game combined with a [...]
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