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"People, go get this. It's a f****** riot. If you don't do a spit-take at least once, you're dead inside." -- DMsGuild Legend RP Davis

Do you ever feel like your spells are just too useful?  Are you tired of paying through the nose for spells that leave you wanting more pizzazz?  Do you want to read 100 brand new spells that a neural net helped me write?  Of course you do!

Well, come on down to Craghorn Twighorn's Discount Spell Emporium, where we have a MILE OF SCROLLS ready for your perusal.  I'm selling 100 new spells -- that's right, ONE HUNDRED NEW SPELLS -- that will knock your socks off.  I've got spells that'll help you find storms, befriend goats, turn glass to meat, teleport into someone else's mouth, and breathe water... AS A BREATH WEAPON!  I've even got a spell that makes people think their friends have accidentally pooped themselves!

Plus, Craghorn Twighorn himself is available as an NPC with a 2-page biography and full stats.  Go forth and have ridiculous and stupid fun!

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Kyle W July 04, 2019 4:40 pm UTC
As a publisher, I can't put my review in the review section, but Kian Bergstrom sent me a review copy and I wrote a full review on my blog:

My summary: "The feeling I got from the spells overall was a little hard to define, so I’ll resort to a comparison. If you’ve ever played SJG’s Munchkin, this is basically taking the references and jokes from that and transplanting them into 5e. As with Munchkin, there are a lot of great things and some okay things blended together. If you’re running a game, you don’t necessarily want to give players unrestricted access to these spells, but they can be wickedly funny in the right context."
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Kian B July 04, 2019 11:53 pm UTC
Thanks for the thoughtful review, Kyle! I really appreciate it.
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