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Laser Sorcerer: A Neon Sorcerous Origin

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1) This is a 11/10 subclass for the Sorcerer. If you find any problems, write us, or balance on the fly!

2) The suggested price is a meme. Leave as many neon-dollars as you like! We will buy food and dedicate our craniums to conceive more wacky stuff!

Your innate power comes from an otherworldly source, a plane of existence unknown by many scholars. One where the vehicles are fast, the hair is untamed, and the world is bathed in a disembodied neon glow. Not all people can draw power from this gnarly world. Some are overwhelmed by nostalgia and reduced to glowing embers in the blink of an eye. The lucky ones may lose their arcane talents and eyesight when they pierce the gridded veil. Laser sorcerers have been chosen as a conduit of this world and focus the untamed neonenergy with their eyes, harnessing their powers on whatever totally bitchin’ adventures they find themselves.

"...much like a story by Rob Liefeld it felt like the emphasis was on being 'extreme to the max' and not on story potential..."

"This is just plain awesome! Nice work!"

The year was 1983, I found a strange game in a dumpster on my way out of my church. The name was Dungeons and Dragons. After an extensive search for someone who knew how to play it, I found someone at the library who said he had a group and could invite me next week.

One week passes, my mom and dad are having dinner with the pastor. I tell them that I'm leaving for a few hours to meet up with my friends, turns out, word had gotten around of me searching for a Dungeons and Dragons group, and my pastor was there to help me find a way out. He warned me of the dangers of Dungeons and Dragons, said it was a gateway to the occult. I pretended to listen. My parents caught on that I wasn't paying attention and sent me straight to my room without supper.

Frustrated and upset about what had happened I decided to sneak out my window and go anyways, upon arriving I was given a cloak to wear and sat down at the table.

"A new initiate is here," said the man from the library.

"Let us show him the real power," said another.

A little creeped out, but I was not about to go back home without having at least tried it. I played along.

"Sakubah-kieral-aturiah" they chanted. And instructed me to do the same.

My eyes grew heavy, and I fell asleep.

I later awoke in an unfamiliar setting. A strange village. At night. Looking to be a part of some sort of renaissance fair, I rubbed my eyes, and red lasers sprung out. Startled. I went to a nearby restaurant, appearing to be some sort of tavern. I walk in, and a group of people, a strange humanoid dragon, clad in armor, a devil person wearing a cloak and reading a book, a woman, also wearing armor, and what appears to be some sort of midget, or little person wearing a very extravagant gown, lute slung on her back

"You aren't from around here are you?" The little person said more than asked.

"That is simply the most absurd style of clothing I have ever laid my eyes upon" the devil stated, looking at me confused.

I froze. Terrified. The woman took note of this and approached me.

"Come stay with us", the woman said. "You look tired. Whatever it is that's troubling you, we can deal with in the morning".

- Benjamin "Make me give it a 5 Star" Snow

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Stanley B February 24, 2019 7:15 pm UTC
The link to the promo on my blog as requested by the publisher of this brew:
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Josh M February 21, 2019 11:16 pm UTC
This is just pretty awesome, period.
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Christopher W February 22, 2019 3:33 am UTC
Happy you enjoyed it!
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Christian E February 22, 2019 7:46 am UTC
Thanks! We got carried away a bit... :D
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