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Bert's Practically Useless Magic Items

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Bert’s Practically Useless Magic Item is a document of, well, practically useless magic items!

There are currently twenty-one unique and practically useless magic items in this document.  I will add to the list whenever someone or something inspires me to make a new item!  Treat this document as a brochure for Bret’s items with him advertising them to you or your players.  


**Update 1.1 is released in conjunction with the RAINN Charity Fundraising Campaign!  Bert's Practical Useless Item is included in one of five bundles! A Total of  six magic items including potions and pets/companions were added!**

Magic Item List:

Living Bow

Hammer of Injustice

Dagger of Love

Plate Armor of Vengeance

Cloak of Theft Diversion

Cloak of Mirage (New! From Update 1.1)

Cape of Stubbornness

Boots of Walking

Helmet of Mind Shielding

Wok of Fire Resistance (New! From Update 1.1)

Hair Pin of Invulnerability

Gloves of Ledgermen

Ring of Divination

Ring of Supreme Healing

Balloon Marker

Automated Tiny Violin

Compass of Protection from Death

Closet of Unconditional Positive Regards (New! From Update 1.1)

Potion of Forgetfulness (New! From Update 1.1)

Ace the Husky (New! From Update 1.1)

Lucky Cricket (New! From Update 1.1)

 
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Kaleb J February 21, 2019 5:34 am UTC
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I was reading through this I think my favorite item so far is the Armor of Vengeance. I especially liked the example you gave of what the armor would do if you fell off a bridge.
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Jia Jian T February 22, 2019 6:18 am UTC
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Working as intended, with unintentional side effects :D

Thanks for the feedback!
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