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Bert’s Practically Useless Magic Item is a document of, well, practically useless magic items!

There are currently twenty-seven unique and practically useless magic items in this document.  I will add to the list whenever someone or something inspires me to make a new item!  Treat this document as a brochure for Bret’s items with him advertising them to you or your players.  

**Update 1.2 is released to celebrate getting my Silver Best Seller Medal!!! A Total of six magic items are added to the list!**

Magic Item List:

Living Bow

Hammer of Injustice

Dagger of Love

Plate Armor of Vengeance

Cloak of Theft Diversion

Cloak of Mirage

Cape of Stubbornness

Boots of Walking

Helmet of Mind Shielding

Wok of Fire Resistance

Hair Pin of Invulnerability

Hair Pin of Memory (New! From Update 1.2!)

Gloves of Ledgermen

Ring of Divination

Ring of Savory (New! From Update 1.2!)

Ring of Supreme Healing

Balloon Marker

Book of Lore (New! From Update 1.2!)

Automated Tiny Violin

Compass of Protection from Death

Closet of Unconditional Positive Regards

Table of Eternal Sandwich (New! From Update 1.2)

Potion of Forgetfulness

Ace the Husky

Bobby the Cat (New! From Update 1.2)

Chen the Penguin (New! From Update 1.2)

Lucky Cricket

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Jia Jian T June 29, 2019 12:23 am UTC
New update! and printer friendly version has been added!
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Kaleb J February 21, 2019 5:34 am UTC
I was reading through this I think my favorite item so far is the Armor of Vengeance. I especially liked the example you gave of what the armor would do if you fell off a bridge.
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Jia Jian T February 22, 2019 6:18 am UTC
Working as intended, with unintentional side effects :D

Thanks for the feedback!
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