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Bert's Practically Useless Magic Items: Now including pets and spells!

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Bert’s Practically Useless Magic Item is a document of, well, practically useless magic items!

There are currently twenty-eight unique and practically useless magic items and nineteen unique and practically useless spells in this document.  I will add to the list whenever someone or something inspires me to make a new item!  

**2020 Update: Added one new armor and spells!!! Lots of Spells!!!**

I was planning to release a separate document for the spells but I decided against it and just added it as an update so everyone who already owns the document gets it for free.  I have increased the price of the product going forward. 

Other Bert Products!


Bert's Potion Shop: 75+ potions for nearly any circumstance!

https://www.dmsguild.com/product/355086/Berts-Potion-Shop?affiliate_rem=878642

Bert's Collection: Bundle of all Bert's products with discount!

https://www.dmsguild.com/product/355088/Berts-Collection-BUNDLE?affiliate_rem=878642

 
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Rory C April 29, 2021 1:45 pm UTC
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I know there is upkeep on the pets but is there a price to buy them?
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Jia Jian T May 01, 2021 7:11 am UTC
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nope. The concept behind the unique pets is that they are one of the kind. So, it's more of an "on loan" under the condition that the characters care for the pet consistently. The pet leaves and returns to Bert if the characters fail to care for it.
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Rory C May 01, 2021 1:44 pm UTC
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cool thanks for that
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Rory C April 28, 2021 4:37 pm UTC
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Bought the bundle and was wondering if you will come up with more practically useless items as i think they are awesome and made me laugh alot
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Jia Jian T April 29, 2021 5:18 am UTC
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Thanks for the support! I've been working on some newer items but not enough for an update yet. The next bigger update for this product will likely be a change to the new layout I use (i.e., Bert's Potion Shop) with probably just a handful of new items.

But I mainly do this just for fun so honestly, no timeline on any of my future projects haha!
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Rory C April 29, 2021 1:33 pm UTC
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no problem i had bert use a cockney accent and used him as a wandering salesperson with a jacket that when he opens it has all his wares like the old dodgy buying something off the street kind of guy. All the goblins will be named bert even though they will be meeting the players for the first time each time, "we met you before oh thats a different bert" all in all though my players had a laugh and i also decided to make him an ancient gold dragon that is polymorphed into a goblin incase any of the party decides to try to steal from him
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Jia Jian T May 01, 2021 7:07 am UTC
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haha, that's excellent! funny enough, Bert is in fact an ancient gold dragon named T'Reb in the Adventurers League community-created content that I worked on. Though it was never directly reviewed to be so, characters that pay attention to all the hint dropped over a series of adventures can piece together this information :)
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Rory C May 01, 2021 1:45 pm UTC
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Amazing i just thought of it when i had a thought of what if my players try to rob bert how could he deal with it and came up with it. I havent actually played any AL
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Jia Jian T April 25, 2021 9:06 pm UTC
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Bert just launched a new product! Bert's Potion Shop! Everyone who purchased Bert's Practically Useless Items can purchase my new product at a slight discount through the bundle link below!

https://www.dmsguild.com/product/355088/Berts-Collection-BUNDLE?affiliate_id=878642
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William J December 09, 2019 8:49 pm UTC
From the sample: "Cursed: This bow is cured." Pretty sure it should read 'This bow is cursed." ;)
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Jia Jian T June 29, 2019 12:23 am UTC
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New update! and printer friendly version has been added!
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Kaleb J February 21, 2019 5:34 am UTC
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I was reading through this I think my favorite item so far is the Armor of Vengeance. I especially liked the example you gave of what the armor would do if you fell off a bridge.
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Jia Jian T February 22, 2019 6:18 am UTC
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Working as intended, with unintentional side effects :D

Thanks for the feedback!
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