"What do you mean you've not cleared the Tomb of Horrors yet? What are young adventurer's made of these days? Crème Cheese and ale! Ha! In my day we'd have cleared the Shrine of Tamoachan and be halfway through Undermountain by your level.” The Pirate Queen Grendel after two mugs of dwarven ale and several huffs of catnip.
An escort quest set in The Yawning Portal Tavern or similar... [click here for more]