"Hi ho, and welcome again to the Slaadi Show!"
In a multiverse of various otherworldly patrons, Kermikk the Slaad is certainly one of the odder ones. Searching for potential talents to feed his obsession with show business, there is little that makes sense when he chooses a warlock. But the abilities his cast members gain are worth the croaking and excited arm flailing.
This parody patron is here... [click here for more]
This was supposed to be a comic parody of the Tortle Package using pigs instead of turtles. It turned out that there was enough material to make a new serious player race that can be used in most normal games.
The document also includes my notes on designing the race, so if you are into making new races yourself you might be inspired by my notes. ... [click here for more]
By silver knife and candlelight, harvest moon lit like a lantern hanging high, you were given life.
Carved from a simple gourd, vines became your body, and mischief your purpose. Now you wander the countryside, dispensing tricks and treats as you see fit, cackling at each caper you pull upon the likes of unsuspecting townsfolk.
But, you are not cruel, only devious. You have been known to be amiable,... [click here for more]