The Bananasaurus Rex is a fearsome vegetable-based dragon alternative, whose LEGENDARY BANANA-NESS has frightened village folk and adventureres since time immemorial!
This monster is ridiculous, seriously. ... [click here for more]
This annoying and impossible monster will confound your party, destroying thier minds... perhaps irreversibly.
Don't fall for this aberrant creature's soothing praises of your heroic skills or ire-stoking mockery of your favorite enemies flaws! These are only tricks to lure you into complacent victimhood, slowly vegetating as this fearsome evildoer feasts on your mind!
Whatever you do... Don't... [click here for more]