The Bananasaurus Rex is a fearsome vegetable-based dragon alternative, whose LEGENDARY BANANA-NESS has frightened village folk and adventureres since time immemorial!
This monster is ridiculous, seriously. ... [click here for more]
Louie the Friendly Druid asks your party to watch one of his pets while he is out of town for the weekend.
It should be pretty easy, except you have to feed the thing once every hour...
and it's a pet werewolf.
Still. How hard can it be, right?
Inconvenient circumstances crop up -- hilarity ensues. ... [click here for more]
Even More Ridiculous and Impractical Magic Items, including new items in the ongoing feud between Art Gillywiggle and Frumpy Frank Przydatnetski.
So many random tables.
Plus this volume contains an original monster so deadly that it very well might leap from the printed page to decimate all who dare oppose it...
Seriously, though, be careful with that last one. It's the most ridiculous and impractical... [click here for more]
This annoying and impossible monster will confound your party, destroying thier minds... perhaps irreversibly.
Don't fall for this aberrant creature's soothing praises of your heroic skills or ire-stoking mockery of your favorite enemies flaws! These are only tricks to lure you into complacent victimhood, slowly vegetating as this fearsome evildoer feasts on your mind!
Whatever you do... Don't... [click here for more]